In invitation to read a definitely authentic love letter that isn't a virus

Crop Circles

Mermaid with two goldfish for a top, that are trying to escape

Bloodshot saw

The pretty boy detective club.

The stars have aligned! I stubbed my toe!

The worst skeleton.

Your computer

A centipede-like monster with fingers for legs and a mammoth skull for a head

A small child gains a blowhole to impress an orca

The Windows XP startup screen