Probably not even a real person
babies makes scout cry
Sniper is ready to fight a spy disguised as a crocodile with his bare hands.
Sniper takes a job as a teacher, but only when he actually starts working he realises he has to work with children. He regrets it.
medic walks up closely behind a nervous sniper and whispers "Sniper calm ur tits"
Heavy the wish making fairy stares with glowing red eyes, daring you to make a wish.
Scout tries to write a love letter to ms. Pauling.
fellow birds watch out, there seem to be a cat among us...
scout is having an intellectual conversation with Miss pauling, femscout wants to join in
demoman is being chased by two sentrybusters
pyro got 4 arms and is also in love
jigglypuff sings and doesn't seem to have arms
merasmus fell asleep