A community college professor defends himself from an attacking melon by aiming for the crotch.

KFC is haunting my bathroom.

A movie about two nice cowboys having a great time.

Reposts suck.

Captain Turd welcomes you to his happy village.

That speeding car has hit Mr. Hu!

Chickens. They are confused.

What a blind guy sees when listening to someone stir macaroni.

Intimate moment between a paperclip and Bill Cosby.

A pop-tart gets a bit flustered while speaking to its crush.

WHY, JENNIFER?? WHY???

Anything but ponies.