lemon parents having a special talk with their lemon child

Werewolves don't have the energy to put up with your shit on crescent moon nights.

Clown suicide

The pope mixes his pee into the cauldron of despair.

Shed a little light on knee!

Sir Jazz Hanz offended by people imitating his medical condition.

Mr. Box-full-of-candles knows the real reason the glue is squirting everywhere...

Pinky toe is fed up with current balance of power

Nosferatu takes the historical first vampire selfie

Optimistic robber isn't in right now, he's out for lunch.

In the future preditors evolve to camouflage as common desk lamps

janitor fights off puking table babies