Hell-sent mumbling abomination that takes no skill and I HATE SO MUCH STOP LIGHTING ME ON FIRE FOR FUCKS SAKE.

bacon that cooks its self!

Charmander doing yoga

c'est ne pas une limon

Indiana Jones and the Thousand-Year Door

Armageddon

McNuggies

A bomb-ass giraffe playa

Dilbert

Homework + Rocketship = ADVENTURE!

The Grimace attempts to distract you from his puddle of piss by waving his McNuggies at you.

oh jesus fuck someone cross-bred a scorpion with a jaguar why god why