death lost weight, so his cloak is too big

Goddamn Ninja turtles

the flower sex scene from The Wall

I knew him, Horatio... A fellow of infinite jest.

a large man with abnormally small feet from his point of view

Ambyr Ghormley getting punched by hulk vegetable.

my asshole last night

a man in the fanta-sea

hipster shark

girls like douchebags.... It's a shame because the cool nerdy guys don't get shit...

pop goes the penis

A man who lost his glasses mistakes the window of a burning skyscraper for his favorite piece of paper, only to fall to his doom.