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The diligent American Cheez-It has conquered the mountain attached to the the house on top of your computer's mouse. You are awed by this.

What you can see while kissing the ninja turtle Michaelangelo

Confused green beans

TO MVCH >:O

A large duckling

dat dank grape flavur kush

GRATUITOUS FAN DISEMBOWELMENT

An enigmatic cloud named Dennis

A satyr considers the prospect of booty

In a galaxy, far, far away...

It's a pirate's life for me~!