Pea is grossed out by burgers vile toxic breath.

Fuckin' Nyan cat with chicken pox looking smug but it's okay cos two snipers are trying their best to waste the fuckin' wank splat.

Harry potter serenades rapunzel with his new "plug & play" microphone (ages 8-12) in an overlapping fictional paradox... but she's not home

Pregnant tomato, with wings, that has 4 weeks left until the baby's due, but a look like her husband has just left her for a pea rugby team

A man getting butt raped and has a cold

Troll pissing blood

One of the Teenage Mutant Ninja/Hero Turtles

taco eating a drug addict

New Chain

Arnold Schwarzenegger... if he was a fish.

Air Poo landing in a toilet

Alien wearing dinosaur costume

A Sign winking at a hamster inside a house that has a hardon.

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