mini mario has to the stroke of midnight to live

remember: The wyvern loves you!

crabman works in freefall

Draw you keyboard, Please. And your mouse too, if you want.

Alien doesn't get earth humor

even in the middle of the apocalypse, I could go for a taco.

Jesus don't take shit from nobody

This Is Not The America I Fought For

we're on a road to nowhere

"...And then Both shot right out of his butt cheeks!"

We're going the wrong way!!!

"I'll have the number 117." "Do you want fried or white rice with that?"