Teemo is invisible, but his glasses aren't

Black person with a arm so deformed it looks like a gun says "Yaboi"

Zombie has brains, so now he wants midget elephants.

Female (Fe = iron, male = man)

Smokin' hot banana

This time the jews subjugate the nazis

dog has an epiphany

Bread is glad to be bread

A poor soul being consumed by a gorgon (snake lady)

Even us mugs have to get a smoke every once in awhile

Are you sure this will turn me into a super hero? -he asked as the vat of toxic waste started pouring down on him

GOOBY PLS DUN SOP