Where is my lasagna, john?

A yoyo and two rocks falling out of a hat

Shark says "Enough is enough" and has jumped right out of the goddamn water.

Power Puff Girl's Teacher Ms. Keane is super-charged and has beat the fuck out of three mature and naked PPGirls (Bubbles has a vibrator)

The opposite of Shark Tits.

A gray building casting a shadow (The doodler has done a fine job depicting the angle and perspective)

What I wanted to see every time I read a Garfield comic

In a bathroom, through the window man can be seen conjuring water

Stuffed animal brushed off by girl wearing headband after trying to tell her of his alcoholism

idiot locked out of his house

Crude spider loses his balloon, that looks vaguely like a spy

A lone baguette cries out, "Whyyy?".