the bastard child of a leopard and a pig.

two smurfs burning in hell.

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Joseph Stalin, Nicki Minaj, and the Terminator must join forces to defeat the aliens that have taken over the earth.

die kleine madchen will dir jefallen

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eine faul Englisch-Sprecher will mit uns nicht spielen.

a giant shoe with a gun robs a lady.

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Ms. Princip packs her son a nice lunch before he goes to assassinate the Archduke.

two rocks sit in a black river. the sand on the beach is red, maybe it's on mars?

a man pooping into the mouth of another man, who has a beard and an afro.

Bioware creates a new game for the Xbox, aimed at neo-Nazis and edgy 12 year-olds.

a question mark questions a blood spatter on the wall.

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