a man with two black eyes and very large nostrils looks crazed

an anthill has been set on fire. all of the ants have been forced to flee their beloved home. a turtle cries at the injustice.

a crescent moon at night over white hills or possibly an albino person's buttcrack. no stars are in the sky tonight, dear readers.

an orange with a five o'clock shadow finds out his banana lover has been cheating on him. his heart is broken.

a crescent moon. that's all.