Poorly drawn Squirtle blasting an even more poorly drawn Turtwig

Smelly ninja penguin refuses to bend to your silly whims and shower.

Pacman gets sick from eating his own arm

A tall glass of cherry soda buying drugs from a canister of mercury

Impossible situations.

And if you gaze long enough into a turd, the turd will gaze back into you.

a foggy, moonlit night

"FUNK!"

Cats are narcissistic bastards.

lady bug warrior cries over the loss of his antennae

Easter bunny only has one jelly bean for you this year. Sorry.

My hand is turning into a baleen whale oh noooOOO