Eeyore is jealous at all the attention the ponies are getting

Gabe and his new girlfriend

John still isn't a homosexual

A very serious shipper

Fire lady talking to a crazy horse over the phone

Rabbit died from carrot allergies

Dave and his brother are gonna go shopping, but Dave hasn't chosen what clothes to wear yet. His bro would prefer it if he'd hurry up.

Mario, you're standing way too close

Old man Pikachu spent too much of his youth on Reddit, it seems

The truth, in black, red and blue.

Someone who thinks he's really funny when in fact he's just wasting his time spamming a site instead of doing something he actually enjoys.

Caesar is way too excited about his salad