This is so confusing because the man and the woman both have a penis. Oddly, it is the same penis. They both have the same penis.

The Catholic Pope wrangling a crying child with his 7 foot ( 213.36 centimeters for you non-American folks) long prehensile snake penis.

Child disappointed because he won a man eating condom in a claw game.

A baby attached to a placenta.

Fucking cactus. Stop flipping me off. I don't have time for this shit.

A health form with a check next to a horrible disease.

A road cone blowing bubbles through a bubble wand.

Charmander contemplating France.

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An pair of proper human lady breasts.

Not my cake.

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A Red Panda.

Two ugly men in suits standing over a decapitated body.

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