your favorite character from the last video game you played

a man consuming his own feces as he is called to adventure by a knight

a terrifying face with fiery red eyebrows and a piglike nose observes you. it watches. it waits. and it will wait as long as it needs to.

...what is even going on here

a stickman informs you that he is sorry for some undefined sin

a purple-haired woman excitedly buys orange hair dye at the supermarket

NOT THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

an object head with a quarter for a face