have your friends collect your records and then change your number

pikachu was actually a pedophile

Blue haired beardless Abraham Lincoln contemplates punching someone then giving them a thumbs up

Quit drawing for a second and reflect on how truly alone you are...

Man with one massive swirly eye and Klingon cranial ridges exclaims that spiders are often rude.

A Robot, angry at the loss of the robot remote control mourns the impending death of his entire race with a cold and harsh bitterness.

afk dude with a red bar eats his own shit

spoks' head

Jesus angel beats neckbeards for having no social skills

JumbleVision with Steve Tom and Ted and a baby wetting itself (it's hot)

this little piggy was a fucking stoner

homer simpson licks out anus