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Marty is sad because he just can't get enough marshmallow Peeps and Easter is almost over!

An elephant looks like a metal roof when you're blind.

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An alien mutant with a lamp and bicycle stuck in his head threatens the 5th graders with a bottle of liquor stuck to his hand.

Iron Man decides to turn his costume into a Castle Crashers costume.

A very dehydrated firefighter tries to drain a fish of its remaining moisture.

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