Ice Queen

A jellyfish

Fact: 50% of iPhone owners break their screens by being idiots.

The only phone that can survive a nuke

All toasters toast TOAST!

Because you touch yourself at night

Ding dong the witch is dead

A meerkat riding a unicycle

Old man with rabies speaking a foreign language

angry ocean

Nyan Cat, except with a donut instead of a Poptart.

George Dubya Bush