Umpa Lumpa learns that Wonka will lay him off a month before eligibility for the 20 year pension, so he arranges an accident for lawsuit $$$

Michele Bachmann crusades in the Middle East

Man climbs a mountain as birds fly in the distance. I believe in you man

Wienermobile gives zero shits about the danger warning

A schizo writes numbers on the whiteboard

Someone's gay website for pedophiles and terrorists

Average American voter

Straight edge kid lashes out at 420 by dumping all his blood

Homer doin what he do

Shark king lays out some slam poetry at open mic night

Father hadokens his son for not doing his homework

Someone signs their suicide letter "L" before logging off of Doodle or Die and killing themself