You respond to somebody that unknowingly walks in on you masturbating in complete darkness.

Cop gives pepe a ticket for honking

Japanese flag with scalloped corners

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King Neptune forces a fish to rape children.

Yung Venuz slices open a snake's belly with a knife.

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Oscar Meyer

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Miley Cyrus

A shirtless, ripped Crocodile Dundee attacks a crudely drawn black man with a shovel the size of a spoon.

Diglett

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A bear is angry because he dropped his pencil

Pink haired Japanese alien pointing at a bald eagle donning an American flag vest, while standing in front of Mount Everest

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