The money-shaped dragon sneaks into the party using a clever disguise: A wig made out of lint and various fruits. Take that, Baron Von Doom!

Pacman, angry and bored with his own series of games, decides to join the Mario World by eating a mushroom (which totally isn't a hat).

Animal Sox! Sick of your dog's feet clicking on the floor? You could quit being an asshole and clip the nails, or *BUY ANIMAL SOX YEEEAH!*

Half Life 3. Every time you make a fat joke, Gabe Newell pushes the launch of this game back another year.

The Cog of absolute truth. Or was it the cog owned by T. Ruth? Screw it, ask The Cog!

"Dominos. What is your order?" "Yeah, I'll take a pepperoni and cheese pizza. Hold the pizza."

Ok. It was a bad score. Brazil got over it, so should everyone else.

Introducing the *new* ASMR suppository! The only suppository so large, we need to fire it from space to actually insert it!

A one-eyed pentapuss.

Pepi's Powerful Pantaloons! Order now, and receive your pair for 3 easy payments of $9.99, and one difficult payment of $3.14159265359^5.

The World's first legless, black President, Leglack Strongarma.

Santa's lesser known, mildly disabled cousin, Smanter Clers.