Doodle or Die

Mario's immiment sexual assault of Toad

a fish swims through some sea weed

Doodle or Die

A man with a house for a head forces a banana into his pet melon. The melon seems distressed.

a flower thinks he's a badass

A small blue bird sitting in a tree takes a massive shit on the pavement below.

Three tipsy black men drink x-rated alcohol at a table

two stick men talk a made up language as the sun smiles at them and a rain cloud disappears

turtle says yah

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a cute green fish

An average american is happy he can drive a jeep

a kawaii kitten says meow

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