Reasons why you shouldn't let Dr. Zoidberg perform that surgery on you...

Super saiyan molerat.

koontz

Toby Macquire and Robert Pattinson rolling around in pink soda bubbles.

A bluejay who thinks he is a cat, attempting to eat a can of tuna.

Inappropriate christmas.

A sheriff has shot a man!

Green eyed man with a blonde beard gets ALL UP IN YOUR FACE, and breathes out of his mouth. He needs to brush his teeth, too.

Nucleus

A house made out of eggplant.

A buff redheaded man with the top half of his head smashed in.

This horse only has two legs!! Someone get him to a doctor!!!