Friendly neighborhood jihadist.

Sonic goes so fast he starts puking his own guts out.

Jerry Seinfeld is a vampirte from Twilight saying "That's my movie!"

A sleeping qgiant Schnauzer.

D on arrival

Two guys walk past a coughing coffin.

Smug argonian goes to the beach

A balanced breakfast consisting of green eggs and a purple sausage

A pencil moaning as it penetrates a pencil sharpner.

Anti Skub.

The epic adventure of a common household butterknife.

Man steals first blood from a veteran shark in Call of Duty