A rocket-turd giving a member of the Klu Klux Klan a blowjob.

Ikea in an old black and white film

Smiling trashcan with a ten-gallon hat shoots an anteater who sticks out his proboscis-like tongue and shakes his fist in retort.

Angry old thermometer starts to leak mercury out of his forehead as he stairs upon some stranger's shit-pile.

A man's wife prepares to suck his throbbing pink peen on the couch, but the two are interrupted by their dog shitting a few meters away.

A man with a large boil erupting from his scalp tries to conceal his disfigured, disgusting head with two plastic bags.

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Jetstream Sam's smug grin

/v/ asks body pillow out on a date

French girl sitting on a table enjoying a nice fresh cold can of Coca Cola (TM). Smoke fills the air.

a bunch of green and blue bricks, some have faces

A couple of feminazis share their boons from the war against the patriarchy.

A boy rides his bike in the grand canyon with a determined expression. A green man watches from afar. (He looks like he may be retarded.)

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