Thomas the Tank Engine and his deer friends encounter a pink moose.

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2 Ballsacks + 2 Ballsacks = Vaginal Fish & Blood

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Some girl is all, like "K"

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Green, mantis-looking alien-thing with big breasts acting like a Japanese school girl

The silhouette of what looks like a sphinx's head with a giant ballsack as a body.

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