A traditional dick sandwich

J. Guan is a criminal

J. Guan holding a pile of crap while J. Wu is happy.

Three men are impressed at the sight of J. Guan's you-know-what.

J. Guan swears at his mom because he wants to go to the dance

J. Guan singing and bleeding from you-know-where

Just J. Guan being an attractive cheetos piece, shooting sparks of hotness

J. Guan farting blood like a NYAN cat

Jonas Guan having a hard time falling asleep

Jonas Guan the seal lying around lazily saying 'Lol', a smile on his face.

Jonas Guan saying 'You're too ENTITLED'

Jonas Guan is the next Chuck Norris.