guy kicked off 80s gameshow for breaking the rule ''no mustaches allowed"
a computer has finally watched its owner masturbate for the last time, and shuts itself down forever.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,
A pencil shooting another pencil in the chest. Er... well, where the chest would be if it wasn't a pencil, that is.
C4N YOU DR4W M3 K4RK4T? >:?
angry blue man is angry
A wall-eyed penguin and a stick figure with a cane in the distance
three cats with judgmental faces
green lizard hates leaves
A man with a hat and a clock for a face is scratching his head.
A zombie being grabbed by a big black guy
A guy is surprised because of a boobie.
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