A butter knife tries to swoon a blonde woman but his pick up lines are declared unpractical by a nearby gentleman

When you nut too quick and the squad starts roasting you on your less than average sexual endurance

A purple snake guards a mail package within a labyrinth

A purple sonic wearing a nose ring and tron gloves moves really fast

A man with a red Mohawk has his genitals replaced with an eggplant

Two children find an inappropriate film

A guy has taken a bite out of his friend's pear making him angry

a smiling trash can gives you the encouragement you deserve

A midget is caught between two pencil erasers

boy is upset once he gets a paper cut in class

a squirrel lethally caught in a squirrel trap

Man and spider is not equal to dog; man and woman are equal to dog.