james bond deploys his inflatable jetski after taking out the alien ship. this guy is awesome

abe lincoln is confused by the comedy train coming out of the tunnel

los pollos hermanos serving up some mighty fine chicken burgers

knife with blood and a severed finger

Carrot is shocked that he has grown legs. he has awesome long flowing green hair

dissapointing blue egg and sausage breakfast

Dinosaur presents lollipops to his lord

kid breaking his mums tv with a playstation controller

wopltinger

Doodle or Die

fluorescent blue angry Alien (like the one in aliens v predators) in a pitch black room

ostrich screams AHH! whilst on fire...he has some nice green plumage as well...grr!

the sun pees on 4chan and reddit whilst giving everyon the middle finger. charmer :)

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