a boy curses the universe for giving him ginger hair

The Old Republic. Not the new one, the old one.

a purple and green swamp mess.

Abraham Lincoln and George Washington racing each other on snails

OH GOD WHAT, according to a four-eyed...worm?

spy dad is super cool, yeah

Two frat boys play Guitar Hero while their friend sprays Axe aftershave to cover up the stench of two deceased bodies after a sword duel.

emoticon asks what is wrong with you