Man is unsure about carving a pumpkin. He hesitates before placing the first cut, thinking "What if I hurt it? It's just a lonely veggie!

black capital N, black lowercase O, orange lowercase T, orange lowercase H, black small I, black lowercase N, small orange G, orange exclam.

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A large red farting crab

A fart box in space

squiggles with (maybe) a face near the bottom. I mean a -LOT- of squiggles. looks kinda pretty...

Disembodied head Shrek watching somebody with pale skin and hair being rolled to death by a pink snail shell in the water near a shark

Whoops, I accidentally licked your big butt and you accidentally licked the REALLY big butt of that fellow over there...

A happy birthday email from Ed. Add something, this is boring.

The snake is thrilled because he received a wind-up man-in-a-boot for Christmas!

Mushroom Genie "lost" the duck he was shooting flames at

A pencil with the eraser in a pencil sharpener with legs

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