While you were out shopping a wolf spider went into your closet and stole a pair of your designer jeans.

I used the blood of my friends to make you this rainbow pie :o)

Hey... Pikachu. I think you've gained a little weight... just a little.

Your opinion of My Immortal.

A person on Jersey Shore face-palms.

Well, someone's intelligent.

He kept screaming "YOU'VE BEEN SCREWIN' THE MILKMAN!" and then he ran into my knife! He ran into my knife TEN TIMES!

This morning you found that some hoodlum planted pink flowers on your front lawn spelling out "UGLY"

The Hulk and Jersey Shore

You're sad because you're little brother showed up at your friend's party wearing the same pants as you and wow can he WORK THEM.

This photograph is the only thing remaining from the terrible explosion, Professor Oak.

Dance white noodle, dance! Dance the dance of FIRE