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smoke rat erryday; get bubonicplagueitis

WHY ARE WORMS COMING OUT OF MY NOSE HOLES

Why is a bird watching that man masturbate? I guess you could say it was a... dirty bird.

An orange truck racing home because it has a bleeding black hat.

A snake jacking off a whole dog because that's what turns on pink-haired people.

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