Sollux is sad.
The chicken nugget mine has run out of chicken nuggets! Miners are losing their jobs while also getting their faces eaten by nugget bats!
A meteor hitting John Egbert's house in the suburbs.
Someone calling out England 'cause of his big ass brows, and the brit cries.
Terezi declares Gamzee guilty of Money Laundering. Bad Gamzee.
Your mother's attempt at cooking.
Jade Harley with out her glasses.
What? Who? I'm not really sure... Please elaborate the situation.
They actually think that was really there. Bunch of hosers.
Brunette is not impressed.
OH SHIT the orange soda is everywhere! It stains all the carpets! All of them!
The tenth Doctor eating a twinkie.