some fatso attempts to write in japanese then gives up and rages and stuff BUT SUDDENLY i come in and narrate the story of what happened

a frog is constipated then he takes a huge shit and BAM! 4 fucking tiny ass frogs come out along with a bunch of shit and then he feels good

homestuck porn

a citizen is punching lucas from earthbound

sweet bro and hella jeff get in a horrific accident where geromy (their cool pal) falls down stairs while carrying shit games like ME3

the letters "A", "C" and a tiny ass dollar sign all bad sex together and merged into one

a rare species of vampire balloon wants a boner badly but the spy from "Team Fortress 2" is going to stab him with his knife named "Soul"

some guy with a pink face is vomiting cotton candy in ron weasley's flower

boberto the walrus trying pomegranate juice for the first time, he exclaims, "This tastes EXACTLY like the shark tits I drew earlier!".

the idiots guide to weed, a great book. i would rate it 1/0. i liked how the plot varied when compared with the setting. boberto wrote this.

a person wants to suck a doctors deformed penis with green balls, the doctor allows him to

a fortune cookie fortune politely telling you to EAT Dick.