Oh no! Harry Potter watched Twilight and turned into a goth. He's... He's got a knife and is going to kill his father! Someone, stop this!

Kafka's Metamorphosis if Gregor drank too many cups of expresso.

A sad man in a frilly shirt contemplates his life, wondering how it came to this.

She was kindergarten teacher by day, Armpit Hair Lady by night. Until one horrible day where she accidentally used her powers in school...

The pea-covered tortilla chip was too much for it. The red man's tongue leaped out of his mouth, determined to be slave to no man ever again

A perturbed cat, ears flat and with a glare on her face, holds up a sign saying "STOP YOUR SHENANIGANS". I'd listen if I were you.

The blue pacman rockets towards the radioactive banana. This isn't what he wanted, but at this point there's no turning back. Blaze of glory

The happy doctor's solved the patient's problem! Beheading the zombie was the perfect solution.

A buff, short-haired Hispanic named Jose denies that his Caucasian friend, Miguel, is his lover. Miguel thinks otherwise. Cute couple.

White Toast Policeman sadly looks on at a murder, butter side down. Marmalade-covered sidekick with glasses looks on from the side.

So a carrot, Abraham Lincoln, and Batman walk into a bar...

Once upon a time there was a lady who wanted to be the best lawyer in the world. After much hard work, she got her first case defending...