I knew I shouldn't have engraved my wedding ring myself during an earthquake

While totally well drawn, I'm perplexed by two things. Why this fish is smoking, and how the hell his cigarette is lit under water.

wayenan is fav color? Did you have a stroke? Are you having a seizure? Need medical help? Why is that ninja turtle missing a mouth?

Like the sword in the stone, except instead of a stone, its a pile of shit baking in the sun

Two cruise missiles with testicles hold hands while a nuke goes off in thebackground

Musician Seal, wearing a pink bow thinking he is like any other seal

Joan of Arc responds to her suitors

not giving me much to work with here, ass.

An armless mermaid with gigantic breasts, we're talking each is like twice the size of her head, is angry at an unseen entity

Don't break my heart, my achy-breaky heart

A train de-railment

Zoot Suit Tommy emerges from a coffin when his beeper goes off