Socrates fist-fighting Aristotle.

The sounds of a duck being choked to death.

A green man burning to death in the desert.

Adele as a bird.

Say no to no.

A bunch of poop with pubic hair on top.

Someone who isn't Loki stabbing someone for not watching Bleach.

A man rushing to an ATM before the liquor store closes.

A bald man with an erection getting married to a bald woman without an erection.

Batman loves coat.

A man throwing away sassy candy.

Spiderman wondering how to shoot web.