Watch out, the German is coming!

Vampire with huge fangs chomping into what looks like an invisible hot-dog covered with mustard and ketchup.

Christian crocodile has a pimp brain.

I R Baboon's long lost cousin, I R Goethe, shows up from out of town and needs a place to crash.

iPod(?) plus american flag

Dovakin can't remember what comes after "Fus".

X marks the spot, but the instructions on this pirate map are strange. Also, the buried treasure seems to be someone called Adrew Hussie?