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a smug entrepreneur from another country eyes up your female companion

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I SIR AM A DINOSAUR WOULD YOU LIE TO BUY THIS HAT

fuck this stupid rock and it's stupid fucking face

/a malitiously fucking /y

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a poor woman asks Dolan if he will have sex with her and Dolan says Gooby Plz

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a child tells his dad that his mom just got hit by a car

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