piece of wood doesn't realize it's dead and still has hope to become a tree again. very sad.

guy is enjoying icecream, unaware that a creepy dude dressed as a reindeer is watching him through the window

cheese grinder about to answer the phone

crippled guy wished for arms but the genie is just showing off his muscles instead

draw the item nearest to you (not your penis!)

cat overlooks physical disabilities in other cat and confesses it's love to her

nerdy snake decided to dress up for the harry potter premiere

two fried eggs out of a black-and white movie just got beamed into 2012 and are therefore very confused. also, a fat pink worm.

close up of an orange horse eating a mysterious red object.

crazy sandwich

there is going to be revenge once the ice cube melts.

guy with wobbly arms is really excited about baking!