a kawaii boy wonders what that smell is. his fucking house is on fire, dude

John is shocked. Dave is at his doorstep, dripping wet and hot as the motherfucking sun

A chicken rises it foot triumphantly to the stormy sky, at last the poop has been ejected

a guy has only a worm for a friend

The Thing is not happy with his CD burning software

a man that was born with a seed instead of a head

john egbert is not happy so he hits mr. pizzaface with his hammer

Doodle or Die

taking a shit in someones boot. filling it up

ash ketchup thinks diglett looks to much like a car

a father is home from work. he is very proud of his son

there was blood eVERYWHERE

an evil rainbow clown is escaping prison little does he know hes fucking tied up

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