the terminator is on the road to free candy. The free candy is probably a trap.

Its a brick goblin

GOTTA GO FAST

scrawny Captain America gets bullied by brick-faced Joker

the president dies by spaghetti

Did somebody say "weeaboo?" 'cause I think I just heard someone say "weeaboo"

man getting run over by steam roller is emptied into a box labelled with a picture of a can of noses

knocking on the back door

R2-Dildo

A fetus is pro-choice

A fly that is so small

A pirate laments his incapability of riding a unicycle due to his peg-leg