A giant melting Popsicle mountain is dripping down on some poor stick figure who appears to be in some sort of circle.
A man and a giant teddy graham are about to start a race. They're both in "ready position" It appears to be a nice day out The bear is sad
A very musical blue, alien. The alien has no pupils. The alien also doesn't seem very happy.
Batman stares intently at me. While the camera is zoomed on his face I make out the three words that are circling around his head. "Derp
Clock version of Harry Potter with no body is being turned into a baby dog with blue eyes. Dog is adorable, but clock Potter is not amused.
A goldfish looking at "dat ass." "Dat ass" appears to be shitting shit and some sort of party streamers out it's asshole at the same time.
Johnny Bravo
A poor man with no arms is stomping on the ground with his feet. I believe that he is upset because his nose is 3 inches long.
An asian vampire
Dick in a box
Mickey Mouse slipping on an ice rink.