Doodle or Die

Man choking himself as he comes to the horrible realization that he was actually shrunk and is falling into a giant gaping anus far too late

A blue man stating the abbreviation for "DAFUQ?" because he say a heart with green and yellow sperms.

A giant razor penetrating an enraged chimpanzee as he continues to orally pleasure a cabbage. (MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!)

A hippo taking a giant spray jizz all over the martians.

Big booty bitches.

New Chain

NOT BY THE HAIR ON MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN. (Shit nipples)

PERSON

A bunch of dogs horrifically rape an old Asian sloth.

New Chain

Will Ferell's Bachelor Partay~

a pile of shit that fountains green jizz

Doodle or Die

A turned on old(er) Sakura waits for her precious Sasuke-kun, but he comes out of the closet with his many problems and disorders. Sasugay~.

A man passionately making love to his dog in the sunset of the last dying day known to mankind with his massive jizz fountain. Jake the dog.

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