Tails don't need no fucking taxes.

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The Canadians have infiltrated the sky. Nobody is safe.

The pencil is right here!

Timmy has been called a geek for the last fucking time.

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A can of Dr Pepper exploding in former president George W. Bush's face.

Lemongrab thinks this framed picture is shit.

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