Doodle or Die

Tom Cruise about to RIIIIIIDE INTO THE DANGER ZONE!

A poor one-armed, one-legged man falls off a ladder. Why were you trying to climb a ladder in the first place, silly?

Now we see the crimson crocodiles in their natural habitat. It performs its mating ritual, holding tails like we hold hands. A rare sight!

A dinosaur is happy until he reaches for something he found on the ground. Evolution hast cheated thou, poor dinosaur with stubby arms.

Even though he already stuck the orange portal on the wall, and the blue portal on the ceiling, a man thinks solving the puzzle is too hard.

Deprived of honey, Winnie the Pooh robs a grocery store at gunpoint.

When this orange beetle was hit with gamma rays he became more than an ordinary bug. Armed with the ability to shoot lasers, he is Laserbug!

What happened to your arms, Mr. Cyclops? Why are they all twisty?

A man discovers that he can only say yes. No, this is not Jim Carrey, gtfo.

Earthworm Stan discovers an earthworm-sized chainsaw. It's not murder if worms regenerate, right? Go crazy, Stan.

Lisa Simpson wearing a sombrero.

Is it a bag of marbles? A Gamecube controller? A kite? A map of our solar system? Or a blue flag with multicolored dots on it? You decide.

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